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September 1, 2008

Community Wins Uncoveted “Worst Of The Web” Award

Toilet bowl trophy
After a tense deliberation between the Las Cruces business community and 14-year old gamer Daniel Norton of Arkansas, the Worst of the Web Consortium awarded Las Cruces the unprestigious honor of hosting the decade’s most unattractive and outdated websites on the entire Innernet.

Websites were judged based on pre-Web 2.0 criteria including scrolling marquees, animated GIFs, beveled text effects, automatic music that can’t be turned off, and web pages laid out entirely in Microsoft Word.

“We let the people decide,” said PHP programmer Clive Pompousass, “and the consensus was Las Cruces had the most tacky websites per capita.”

Pompousass stated the tie-breaker was the abundance of grainy and blurry pictures of the Organ Mountains used as header images, particularly on real estate websites.

“We calculated over 89% of Las Cruces area websites were in violation of W3C validation standards, used inline styles and the deprecated font tag, and did not render properly on modern browsers. Additionally, a large number of business sites were created with ‘AOL Geocities Easy Builder Website Tonight’ and had dated information on their homepage from several years ago.”

The WWC suggests if a company can’t handle keeping their site current and giving it a fresh look, it’s better to just get it offline and spare potential visitors the agony.

Nerdy boy
Future 40-year old virgin, Daniel Norton.
Upon hearing the news of his defeat, Daniel Norton started crying and proclaimed he refuses to learn CSS in hopes of winning next year’s award.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This website SUX. But you're absolutely right. There are some BUTT UGLY sites in LC.

Anonymous said...

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